‘Spam is 89 percent pork, 2 percent ham. Why bother with the distinction, and why call it spam? Were sporks already invented?’ - Jet Li in Fearless, paraphrased
The eyes are the openings to the liver. People who suffer from eye problems...– Dr. Stephen T. Chang (via nevver) lmaoooooo
I asked, “Is curiosity a torch, or a key?” Yoona said that it was both.
Stop being sad, it always sucks when you’re sad! Also, somebody cut my hair for me please
“I’ll give you 50 pounds and you give me 50 pounds, then I’ll have 50 pounds and I can buy some bread and you’ll have 50 pounds and you can buy some chicken and we can have chicken butties.” If you think you know of a better way to plan for the future, you’re mistaken.